i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)
(Source: warmachinerox)
My calculus teacher’s opinion on math.
Teacher: “Math is the most important thing to learn in school, mathematicians can do anything.”
Student: “So could you build a rocket?”
Teacher: “Probably. What’s an English teacher gonna do for you? Teach you how to write a poem about a rocket. Useless.”
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
i love sleeping to avoid problems
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
